← CareerGlowUpThe market glitched.
the evidence
The market glitched.
Here are the receipts.
Every number we quote on the landing page, with the working shown. Flip the toggle in the header to see the apprenticeship version.
01
−24.5%
graduate vacancies since 2022. A deeper cut than COVID or the 2008 crash.
01 · the takeaway
Fewer seats, same number of grads. Standing out stopped being optional.
02
140
applications per vacancy — up from 86 two years ago.
02 · the takeaway
139 of them will submit the same CV language. One of them can send a link to a tool.
03
71%
of leaders would take less experience with AI skills over more experience without.
03 · the takeaway
Microsoft/LinkedIn, 31,000 respondents. Experience is beatable — proof of AI skill is the lever.
Every application now claims "proficient with AI." Claims are free. Proof isn't.
§ 05b — the group chat
How it usually goes down.
Messages · course mate
wait you actually built a tool?? for the application??
yeah. two weeks. no code. it's live, you can click it 😌
the interviewer asked you about it?
he asked for the link. spent 10 mins on it. we barely talked about my CV
ok send me the thing
§ 06b — the wall
Things people build.
Real build ideas from applications we've torn down. Yours goes on this wall once your Build is marked complete.
01Campaign Brief Generator
02Bug-Report Triager
03Grad Scheme JD Analyser
04Assessment-Centre Coach
05Shift Rota Optimiser
06Client Email Summariser
07Case-Study Formatter
08Interview Answer Builder
09Expense Receipt Reader
10Supplier Quote Comparer
11Lecture Notes Condenser
12Deadline Tracker Bot
01Campaign Brief Generator
02Bug-Report Triager
03Grad Scheme JD Analyser
04Assessment-Centre Coach
05Shift Rota Optimiser
06Client Email Summariser
07Case-Study Formatter
08Interview Answer Builder
09Expense Receipt Reader
10Supplier Quote Comparer
11Lecture Notes Condenser
12Deadline Tracker Bot